So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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