Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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