I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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