i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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