To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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