We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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