When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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