I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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