her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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