I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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