what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Operation Purity has been aborted
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hippo gnu deer
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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