the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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