she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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