so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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