i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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