yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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