she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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