...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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