I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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go home
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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