So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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