So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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