i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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