That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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