The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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