Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Be still, my beating vagina.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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