He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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