Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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