At least make sure they are 18
Why
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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