I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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