they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Randomize
