My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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