I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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