also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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