I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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