there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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