i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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