there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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