what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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