the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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