question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
