she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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