haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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