You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
