Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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go home
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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