Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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