I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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