I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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