I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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