How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up under a house in Key West
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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