girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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