are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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