So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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