someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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