What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Mom said you looked used
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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