she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My penis needs a shock collar
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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